Overheard

I'm on the computer and G is playing cars & legos at my feet (of course).

He's carrying on conversations with himself....

"I dot a little spaceship.  BAST OFF!"

"Why are you doing on da bus?"
"Das my mom."
"My mom is a worker."
"An me too.  I'm a worker."

"You a bad driver."
"Das ok.  Iz a little accident."
"You need to go to jail?"
"No, he can't.  Iz just a little accident."
"Well, I need-a go to jail"
"Well, my car is broken, so I can't go to jail."

And my personal favorite, the exasperated....

"LordHaveMercyG."

.... I totally don't know where he would have gotten that from.